“Evidently, non-coordinating just means I can’t help them or approve what they’re doing. But I can know in advance know what they’ve done. That’s not coordinating. That’s just … ordinating. Information can go one way but not the other. It’s like a one-way membrane. Basically, a money placenta. I give him nothing and Jon nourishes me in a warm amniotic bath of strategy and cash until I slide out all wet and electable.” Stephen Colbert on the US’ absurd campaign finance laws